if it is something that you want or like doing then no its not wrong at all

 

i wish i could sleep with Megan Thee Stallion she is so fucking hot

 

You can't fool a breathlyzer by whispering "sober" into it!

 

Just a friendly reminder that condoms don’t guarantee safe sex. My friend was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

 

More old bands or musical artists that have been around for a long time should have creative box sets that look really cool to place on display or stand out. Not just a slightly larger CD case than usual. Yawn.

 

If pinocchio said "my nose is about to grow" would it grow or stay the same?

 

If you can't figure out what you want in the 20 minutes it took to wait in line...I should legally be allowed to kill you!

 

Some days you just get tired of all the takers that never give anything in return.

 

I realized im pretty good at tracking down my threads, on one guess, as to what page it might be on after being away for several days.

 

If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass...she might be a redneck!

 

That Vulture article about Neil Gaiman is super, super unsettling.

 

My wife's car was in shop so she was driving around in my old Chevy. She calls to tell me she blew it up!!! Turned out there was no oil, blew it up!

I said "oh gosh Honey did the oil light come on?"

"Ahhh YES!" she replied, in a snarky and sharp tone.

Not expecting the truth I was stunned, "The oil light went on?" I said

"Yeah yeah yeah yeah." Sheepishly

I asked her "Well how did you feel about that?"

She responded "I figured a brighter one would come on if it really needed it. I wasn't going to pull over!"

"Well hell no honey I usually add oil while I'm driving down the freeway."

 

Has anyone ever successfully stabbed a cherry tomato with a fork on your first attempt?

 

Hi guys. I'm new here. I just wanted to introduce myself.

 

Just because someone says they're a bit antisocial at work doesn't make them weird in a bad way.

I'm largely introverted. Asking me to simultaneously be both constantly productive AND sincerely "social" is like asking me to multitask, but it's VERY unwanted and unnecessary multitasking, which defeats the purpose of asking me to be social by forcing the issue and making it less sincere.

If you want me to be THAT productive, I'll most likely just shut up and work til you let me free.

 

Today is National Winnie the Pooh Day.

 

I wake up with no alarm and no radio on, so why in earth is there a song looping through my head? Especially one I don't even like? lol

 

Sometimes I wonder if I don’t have just a touch of ODD - Oppositional Defiant Disorder.

Somebody tells me to have a nice day, I’m fighting the urge to say “Don’t tell me what to do ”

And sweet fancy crackers you choose to put READ IT in the title of your thread, you can be damn sure I ain’t gunna

 

If you're going to act like snobs towards someone over having differences in opinion on a sociopolitical and/or philosophical level, at least verify your beliefs are true using unbiased and/or diverse sources and be willing to hear different sides before standing your (snotty) ground so firmly.

 

Don't know about you guys, but I can get lost for hours thinking about space and what's out there and what could be out there and almost terrify myself about the size of everything... just fuck wow. Love stargazing, living in almost the middle of nowhere helps. Sometimes I lay outside around the house at night, the firepit, dock, raft, lawn, etc., and just watch for hours.