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  1. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Why can’t medicine have fun side effects? Why is it always dire?

    Will help with your headache, but may cause your eyeballs to bleed.
     
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      Well, here's one: Viagra (Sildenafil) was developed as a hypertension (high blood pressure) med, but all the males involved in product testing got boners.
       
      latecomer91364, Mar 22, 2024
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  2. Loganr9512

    Loganr9512 Sex Lover

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    Exactly! Why can’t “MAY CAUSE YOU TO FLY” ever be an option or “YOU MAY EXPERIENCE THE GREATEST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE” damn big pharma
     
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      Right? We can send a man to the moon, but we can’t give ourselves superpowers. Inconceivable!

      How about “may cause weight loss’ instead. I’d sign up for those lol
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 20, 2024
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  3. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Universal Meme.jpg
     
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      Repeated redundants
       
      crhurricane, Mar 22, 2024
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  4. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    What do you find in a clean nose?























    Fingerprints
     
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      No mocos
       
      crhurricane, Mar 22, 2024
  5. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    President Joe Biden recently came out with his March Madness picks. Does he even know it’s March? :hilarious:




    I would have posted this in the political sub forum if they had a random thoughts thread. But they don’t, so :suck_dick:me
     
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      Well he certainly has the madness part locked down :smuggrin:
       
      phxbi_bear80, Mar 22, 2024
  6. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I was just looking around at some of the threads and posts in the political forum. It kind of blew my mind seeing how everyone is able to express themselves, and say what they want freely . It’s a beautiful thing. Different rules for different forums I guess :p

    If I tell someone in GD to fuck off or call them an asshole, I’ll usually end up riding the bench for an extended weekend. But in the political forum it seems like anything goes.

    Wonder why? Just a random thought, after looking around in there
     
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  7. mstrman

    mstrman Porn Star

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  8. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I always think doing the thing sounds like a good idea until it’s time to get ready to do the thing.
     
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      Thing as in the Adams Family? Wow, that’s an entirely new thing! :)
       
      Justlikethat, Mar 31, 2024
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  9. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I haven't seen an Easter thread bumped/started this year.
    Bunch of heathens.
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  10. ILIKE-BOOBIES

    ILIKE-BOOBIES Porn Star

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    The image upload button on this site seems to be gone for me.
     
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  11. jakenrg3

    jakenrg3 Sex Lover

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    Wondering whether I actually did hide some Ketamine, or if it's just wishful thinking!!!
     
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      Nobody cares, boasting about drug taking is lame as fuck. Be better for yourself and don’t be a disappointment to others.
       
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      And that is a seriously lame comment! and most definitely not boasting, as nothing was consumed! How the fuck can someone boast about not having or taking something?
      I really don't understand people who waste time on criticising others, why don't you just go and find something you like and agree with, that you can write a positive comment on!?! Because basically I don't care about your very inaccurate comment, and I'm way better than to write such shit about anybody's comments, even if I didn't agree with it, because I respect other people views!!! So why don't you be a better person to yourself instead of the disappointing and negatively opinionated person that you are!!!
       
      jakenrg3, Apr 1, 2024
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      Crawl back under your rock gimp.
       
      lottapicklejuss, Apr 1, 2024
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      Sticking it to derps again I see lol
       
      phxbi_bear80, Apr 1, 2024
    5. lottapicklejuss
      As is my want.
       
      lottapicklejuss, Apr 1, 2024
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  12. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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  13. Playmate Finder

    Playmate Finder Dangerously Addictive

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    April Showers Bring May Flowers
     
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  14. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Kudos to my wife,
    I didn’t think we were going to have sex this weekend b/c on top of being exhausted from preparing a holiday meal she was also complaining of body aches etc. I was going to give her a break.
    Then she walks in the bedroom with her glass and a bottle of wine. Hot Dog!
    I got some and it was good.
     
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      The Hot Dog made me smile
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 1, 2024
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  15. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    Time for the Big Dance.

    Loved the women's. We were pulling for Caitlin Clark last night but SC weren't undefeated for nothing. Tall, big, quick and fast. And tough.

    Now who will win tonight? No one knows that's why we watch. Will Edey the Giant be denied? I got my doubts. In the pre game he was already looking kind of pissed off over the deal.
     
  16. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte Suspended!

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    I don't believe a word of what Jennifer Crumbley is saying right at this moment.

    Fuck her, her husband, and their murdering son.

    I hope the parents get the maximum sentence.
     
  17. Triangle_7

    Triangle_7 Porn Star

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      You know what's even worse? If some asshole decides to "invite" you to join one of those groups, your name appears there as a member, even when you don't accept.
      I have had that happen to me several times with the drug-related groups.
       
      deegenerate, Apr 10, 2024
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  18. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    The spammers are out in force today. As I'm going along reporting them, I pause to wonder if anyone here is ever dumb enough to click on those links.
     
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      Seriously! How do these fucks keep managing to come back - especially that 'dating' dude.
       
      latecomer91364, Apr 13, 2024
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  19. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte Suspended!

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    I watched a seegment on the news this morning about fondue (Yes! Apparently people still do that). I remember when it was a new thing and everyone, including me and my girlfriend at the time, were doing it.

    It's not a fad anymore, thank god, because the cleanup was a royal pain in the ass.
     
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      Still going strong here! :biggrin:
       
      Triangle_7, Apr 13, 2024
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  20. Playmate Finder

    Playmate Finder Dangerously Addictive

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    Monkey See, Monkey Do
     
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