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2025

Mar

Sydney Sweeney Strips Down in the Pool of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is in the pool, being a whore with her tits out underwater like you’d do.

The underwater artistry is pretty faggy, but at least it lets you see her built in titty floats trying to take her to the surface….those tits will save a bitches life, or make a bitches life, or both…

She has a thong bikini on, since all bikinis are thongs, which is a good thing for a pervert like me who loves thongs but doesn’t have any beaches around so I can’t get arrested.

The shoot is done by some hipster from Orange County who has been working her way through the scene for the last 10 years and apparently she’s officially made it….her name is Amber Asalay and she’s had sex, unprotected sex, with Riff Raff…

You probably don’t know who any of those people are, but you’re not a current up to date out of touch pop culture blogger like this outcasted motherfucker…

A partnership with SWEENEY would be exciting if it involved titty fucking…..this one probably didn’t and the photographer has worked with other celebs as high profile as Sweeney….

Sweeney, like all women, looks better when Underwater because it hides the dopey inbred face and pock marks while perking the rest of her up….NICE.

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2025

Mar

Rosie Huntington’s Nipples of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is some rich kid turned model….

Despite being all posh and high class, high society, high profile British bourgeoisie….she has consistently showed us her tits.

She’s postured it as being art, or fashion, or both. She’s been paid a lot of money to show her tits, so it’s a different kind of whoring. We’re not taking street hooker whoring, or even stripper whoring, or even high rate escort whoring. It’s not OnlyFans whoring or really selling herself or her integrity whoring, it’s just showing some tit because she wants to show her tits, and she gets to do it in a way that doesn’t get her flagged as being inappropriate or a show off who knows she has great tits.

It’s from a different era of whoring, where showing tit, which isn’t a big deal at all, I’m all for the FREE THE NIP movement, or the legalization of topless chicks in public, because I can jerk off to it.

It’s just unfortunate that for the most part, the girls who partake in such titty exhibitionism are the ones you don’t want to see the tits of, but you jerk off to it anyway….just to show them you care and you stare deeply into their eyes while you do it.

There was a time when tit flashing was rare, but Rosie managed to make it work for her and for us.

She’s also a hero to the bald community knowing she’s bred with a bald guy, sure he’s top tier Hollywood actor bald guy, but still a bald guy no matter how many levels he’s unlocked in this videogame of life….

Anyway, she went to a fancy event, she’s older, her face still hard, even harder, but I like it and that’s what counts.

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In other news, she posted these fitness pics 15 minutes ago and they’re hotness…

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2025

Mar

Kendall Jenner Hiding from the Paprazzi Like She’s Michael Jackson of the Day

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I don’t know if Kendall Jenner is the daughter of Michael Jackson, like her sister is the daughter of OJ Simpson, but I assume she isn’t because she’d be milking that harder than a commercial dairy farm milks a cow, you know exploiting it harder than her mom exploited her and the rest of the kids, selling her daughter’s sex tape to a porn company, are you for real….

I also don’t think Michael Jackson is black enough for Kris Jenner, but she does have a similar appeal to a man, which is most likely the reason Bruce cut his dick off, she had the balls for the family…

I do know that Kendall Jenner went to the DERMATOLOGIST and probably not to screen for skin cancer from her summer days tanning in wealth, maybe it was to get some warts removed, since they are clearly reptilian monsters with skin issues due to their skin suits not working as well as they’d like….plus the HPV from fucking rich and famous dudes, or in her case grinding her dyke pussy on another dyke pussy….

DERMATOLIGIST means botox and jacking yourself up, like you jack yourself off because you’re sad and it is a stress reliever…

ANYWAY….

Kendall wants to be secretive and not seen, but the paparazzi know its her, creating an even bigger spectacle around herself…

It’s not her fault, she was sort of thrown into this life in the spotlight and it’s society’s fault for finding these Kardashian/Jenner whores interesting enough to make them all billionaires..

I blame ALL of YOUS….

But in Kendall’s defense, she looks better tarped up like an old boat for winter.

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Here she is doing a slutty selfie behind the filters….

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2025

Mar

Dua Lipa’s Bikini in Australia of the Day

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Dua Lipa posted some clickbait bikini content to her social media, because the once too fat to model, so she decided to become a huge viral star on TikTok with songs that have been played billions of time and that have made her and her family hundreds of millions of dollars, not that they needed it, her dad was already a digital marketing expert with a successful agency that allowed Dua to be a poor little rich kid with a dream he could exploit and make happen.

She probably plays the whole refugee human trafficked to England from Albania bullshit, but that’s as much of a lie as her bikini selfies….

The paparazzi captured some of her bikini in Australia exhibitionism and the real Dua Lipa is far less interesting than the one on social media.

She looks like a dyed hair barmaid who hasn’t slept in a month, or seen the sun.

She looks like she’s morphing into a middle-aged body, with her fat knees and possible cankles….but that could just be the angle of the ankles….but looks more like water retention….

I like the small tits, it’s not about her small tits….it’s about her knowing how to social media better than paparazzi…and that doesn’t take away from all her hit songs that manipulate the minds of the average internet user…or any of the money she’s mad!

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2025

Mar

Rumer Willis Selfie Porn of the Day

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Rumer Willis stripping down for her social media like a common whore, one of them attention seeking OF girls hoping to get subscribers, is the kind of thing that probably would have made me want her Dad’s dementia, you know beg for her dad’s dementia, like I was Aaron Carter medicating after all those gifts he gave me, all to forget that she exists. One of the perks of his dementia is not realizing his sperm made an asymmetrical Picasso looking bitch….

However, I am older, more perverted, disgusting and with no standards….and Rumer’s put in work or money like her mom to make her less of a Potato head with a retardation….

Which means I actually like it…

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2025

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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2025

Mar

Jenna Ortega’s Titties on TV of the Day

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The most important conversation in pop culture bullshit trying poison your mind or the minds of your children, is not the whole black chick being cast to play snow white, even though the chick they cast to play snow white is hardly a black chick….it’s not a Lil’ Mermaid scandal but the public are acting like it is….

It’s not that Ben and Jen are back together….or that he won’t disclose that the DIDDY TAPES were the reason he dumped her after his CIA ass was used to get insider information on the weathered pop star….

It’s not that Leo DiCaprio’s useless model you’ve never heard of is doing interviews whining about dating people more famous than her, turning her into “Leo’s girl” instead of a model you never heard of…

The most important conversation in pop culture is whether Jenna Ortega got tits and we can be sure no one at the late night show asked her if she did….

But she was on the late night show…

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2025

Mar

Selena Gomez Has her TItty Top on of the Day

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Her shirt says “all the girls at this party are younger and hotter than me”….but as she’s realized, she’s Selena Gomez and they can be younger and hotter than her, but they’ll never be Selena Gomez….

So even if Selena Gomez hates herself, she’s got a build in mechanism that boosts the ego, that elevates her amongst the pleebs, where all the hot and younger girls at the party are trying to be Selena Gomez, or at the very least being in her entourage, or maybe they’ll get to FUCK the Monkey Selena Gomez is marrying to have a taste of Selena Gomez….she’s just that important…

Anyway, Selena Gomez titty things in a tank top thing for the boner things….or her future husband things’ boner thing….because if you can’t jerk off to Selena Gomez post-ozempic, still alive despite the terminal illness….ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN?

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2025

Mar

Jojo’s Tits are Still Doing It of the Day

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I’m not entirely sure what her tits are doing when I say they are still doing it, but I guess I mean they continue to exist….

The child star who disappeared and came back to her loyal homosexual fans that never gave up on her has been pretty consistent the last 5-10 years on her daily updates.

At one time she flashed the internet her big sloppy tit on her instagram live, which was probably intentional.

Then she started doing lingerie work for Rihanna which was a little weird, but through it all she had sleep cell tits you didn’t realize she had when she was originally famous, probably because she was a 12 year old tomboy and you didn’t look at her tits, but you get what I am saying…it was BIG tit news…

She got fat, now it’s hip to be fit, so she’s fit, but has maintained the tits and that’s good news for the tit lovers out there, which is pretty much everyone…

Nothing worse than a bitch on Ozempic pretending it’s fitness losing her tits in the process….

Tits are a valuable commodity in which you must support, respect and maintain throughout their existence and any attack on the tits is an attack on HUMANITY…or at least our boners, which to some of us is all we’ve got…which is more depressing than you’ll ever know since it’s microscopic….

The point is…JOJO…middle aged…tits…and even if you don’t care about Jojo, you can look at her tits, if you don’t care about tits, at least not enough to write a nonsense post about tits, when you’re actually looking for hard hitting Jojo News….the tits make it better….

Yes, I am an adult and yes, I’m still interested in tits, despite having a site like this being really fucking gay.

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2025

Mar

Eiza Gonzalez Nipple in Flaunt of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some overhyped Mexican actress coming to steal your jobs.

Thanks to being rich and famous, she doesn’t get deported out of the USA, which is a lesson to anyone who wants to move to America, do it when you are rich and famous and you won’t end up in a detainment facility in CUBA waiting on your fate.

There’s the whole legal way of doing things when you are rich and famous, which is a reminder that when you are rich and famous life is better.

Instead of saying EAT THE RICH, in some poor person protest of loserdom, maybe try to become the rich through trolling efforts that allow you to fucking win like you were Eiza Gonzalez….

I don’t really give a fuck about her and all her Plastic Surgery to rebuild herself into a babe.

I do like that her WIKIPEDIA states she had a compulsive eating disorder where she’d just keep on eating….which when they look like Eiza is a good thing, but when they look like my wife, is a terrifying thing…both in look and in smell….

She did a photoshoot with FLAUNT MAGAZINE, which was once edgy and hip…the shoot is boring…but apparently a nip slip from the shoot was released to the internet in hopes of generating hype around legacy media and useless celebrity hired to be the jerk off material in movies….

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