Terrell Suggs thinks Roger Goodell was behind Super Bowl blackout

Analytical reasoning must not be offered at Ball So Hard University.

Conspiracy theorist and Baltimore Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs told E:60 he believes Roger Goodell was behind the Super Bowl blackout. When asked why, Suggs made the usual incoherent, non-specific accusations common amongst crackpots who think men never landed on the moon.

The Ravens also won that game, on a prayer heave by Joe Flacco that Goodell was evidently powerless to stop through his Machiavellian control over football. But Suggs still has a point. I mean, Goodell never speaks to anyone else on the sidelines before and after games.

Here he is, not talking to John Harbaugh before the Super Bowl.

Or Ozzie Newsome afterward.

What's this? Is Goodell also for the 49ers?

And Super Bowl referees? The fix must have been in!

No. No. Now we're into way too deep. Goodell also has been known to chat with Suggs' quarterback, Joe Flacco. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Goodell talks with James Carville too? Oh man, this goes all the way back to the 1992 presidential election.

You heard it here first: According to Terrell Suggs, the New England Patriots will win the Super Bowl this season.

Unless the Atlanta Falcons do first.

Every draft pick will be a Hall of Famer.

And 60 Minutes will slay all comers in the Nielsen ratings. Roger Goodell has irons in every fire.

Suggs ended the clip by discussing Goodell's job performance.

"I definitely don't think he's doing a good job and I definitely don't think he should be making $10 million a year. That's just my personal opinion."

It'd be a reasonable stance to take, if it hadn't been completely negated by the absurd talk that came before it.

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